Saturday, October 31, 2009

Coercion Agency

you read it right.

akala mo si attorney,
yun pala si collector lang ini;
akala mo sheriff,
yun pala walang isip.
sinabi ba namang ikaw ay may warrant of arrest,
e di ikaw ay malamang mauna pang umalis?
sinabi din na they will file a case.
hinde ba ang linyang ito ay matagal nang panis?
mabuti pa si Yao at si Shaq
si miss maganda ay pose lang na walang sindak.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

I Am Confused

"Sir, I want to pay, but I have no money"

"If you cannot pay, don't!"

"But you are teaching us not to pay!"

I am just teaching you common sense

"Sir,it's morally wrong not to pay our debts"

"Is prioritizing your debt over your children stomach morally right?"

"We used it ; we should pay it"

To whom?

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Go Ahead, Ask.

Ask a question and it shall be given.
Give,and you will be asked and questioned.

Life is really unfair.

( See Poll For The Month )

Saturday, October 10, 2009

The Unwanted King

He rules your life like a King,simply because you have a credit card debt.
He tells you to call Atty. Ek-ek or SPO1 Mando Rugas.
Otherwise, he will file a case, issue a warrant of arrest, go to your office,
get your appliances, go to your house, call your HR, publish your picture and
allllll sorts of threats.

Well, why not dare his bluff - see you in court?
Remember the ad : ang Hari, talo ng Alas!

Saturday, October 3, 2009