Let's Have Fun With Collectors

Next time a collector calls,
dare his bluff with your own bluff.
Tell him to meet you in Precinct 5 of the Makati Police (or any )
para mag-bayad ka in FULL.
para sa ganoon, hinde ka na niya puede pang "kasuhan"( or any threats)
WATCH HIS REACTIONS. and enjoy.

common alibi:
hinde kami tumatangap ng pera. i-deposit mo na lang sa banko.

answer:
di tangapin mo lang at ikaw ang mag-deposit. lol!

reason:
when you deposit, while you are citing your credit card account number,
he will not tell you that "it merely identifies na nag-bayad ka na, at
for credit to his OWN account!"

Question:
What if pupunta siya talaga doon?
two things you can do:
a. WAG pumunta. lol! ; or
b. Ipahuli mo siya for swindling/extortion.
(di ka na mahihirapan pang dalhin siya para ipakulong)