Truth Hurts

A)
Hi Ms. Anonymous, share ko lang.
May nagpuntang messenger sa amin noon, being polite naman kinausap ko siya sa reception namin, he ask lang about my card and informed me to pay some amount, then biglang sabi, "mam kung ako sa inyo wag nyo na bayaran, grabe po silang mang harass at pag nagbayad tatawan ka lang nila at pera mo paghahatian lang nila." yung iba daw na tinatakot at hinaharass ng mga CA minsan direct nagpupunta sa office nila to pay, kawawa naman. Sabi ko nga sa messenger, siguro di ka nahahatian kaya sinasabi mo sa akin to noh? Natawa lang siya.

Ms. Oh
Friday, January 29, 2010
2:08:00 AM GMT+08:00

B)
You : I want to avail of your Amnesty Program.
Collector : M'am, you have to pay at least P 5,000.00
in order to qualify

...fast forward....weeks later

You : Kumusta yung Amnesty Application ko? I already
paid you P 5,000.00 last week.
Collector : M'am, disapproved e. would you like to........
You ( bangs the phone, disappointed ; felt naisahan)

C)

Collector visits your house.
Collector : You should show your intent to pay by paying even
P 500.00 sana...
You : (innocently pays P500.00 coz "I am not running away from
my debt")

Collector arrives at the office

Attorney : may na collect ka ba?
Collector : Wala Sir. lahat "next week" daw.
( there goes your P500.00 down the drain...er...pockets pala)